Aristia
10-Apr-2005, 08:15 AM
A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some
deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as
the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny
amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down.
'Oh my God, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again
he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and
demands an explanation.
'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'
'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken surprise'
'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter..... 'I've brought you the Peking duck'
deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as
the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny
amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down.
'Oh my God, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again
he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and
demands an explanation.
'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'
'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken surprise'
'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter..... 'I've brought you the Peking duck'