wimpie
20-Jun-2005, 04:04 PM
Fearing he has worms, a man visits his doctor.
The doctor says: "No problem! Come back tomorrow, and bring a hard boiled egg and a Graham cracker."
The next day, the man returns with the egg and cracker. The doctor slides the egg up the man's rectum, followed by the Graham cracker. This is as painful as you might imagine.
Smiling brightly, the doctor says: "Come back tomorrow with a wedge of cheese and a Graham cracker.
The next day, the man returns with the cheese and cracker, and as before, these items are inserted up his rectum by the doctor.
Practically beaming, the doctor says: "Good news, almost done, come back tomorrow with 6 inches of hard Salami and a large hammer.
The man protests, but the doctor insists.
The next day, the man returns, dolefully hands the doctor the Salami and hammer.
The doctor slides the Salami up the man's rear, grabs the hammer and...waits.
After a minute, a worm sticks it's head out of the man's a$$ and demands:
"WHERE'S MY DAMN CRACKER!!"
And the doctor hits the worm over the head with the hammer.
The doctor says: "No problem! Come back tomorrow, and bring a hard boiled egg and a Graham cracker."
The next day, the man returns with the egg and cracker. The doctor slides the egg up the man's rectum, followed by the Graham cracker. This is as painful as you might imagine.
Smiling brightly, the doctor says: "Come back tomorrow with a wedge of cheese and a Graham cracker.
The next day, the man returns with the cheese and cracker, and as before, these items are inserted up his rectum by the doctor.
Practically beaming, the doctor says: "Good news, almost done, come back tomorrow with 6 inches of hard Salami and a large hammer.
The man protests, but the doctor insists.
The next day, the man returns, dolefully hands the doctor the Salami and hammer.
The doctor slides the Salami up the man's rear, grabs the hammer and...waits.
After a minute, a worm sticks it's head out of the man's a$$ and demands:
"WHERE'S MY DAMN CRACKER!!"
And the doctor hits the worm over the head with the hammer.